Thursday, October 25, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
A response from the Killer Buckeyes
This email just arrived at GBS HQ from JW of the Killerbuckeyes:
Hey what's up man...
I have been without a computer for about a 3weeks now , and I cannot access the site from work .. So my father in law has been trying to keep my team together but he has been out of town... This is an awesome league and I to be invited every year to play.. Just having some technical difficulties right now... And you suck...LOL...
We are currently working with JW to help him until he's back....
Commish
Hey what's up man...
I have been without a computer for about a 3weeks now , and I cannot access the site from work .. So my father in law has been trying to keep my team together but he has been out of town... This is an awesome league and I to be invited every year to play.. Just having some technical difficulties right now... And you suck...LOL...
We are currently working with JW to help him until he's back....
Commish
Monday, October 15, 2007
Killerbuckeyes on notice
This from the Commissioner:
I also noticed that JW had 3 guys on a bye, and made 2 attempts to notify him to update his lineup. He obviously did not do so. Upon further investigation, I found out that he has not logged into Yahoo since September 28. Now, I understand there may be many reasons for this, but his non-actions coupled with an email message to me that stated simply "you suck" leads me to wonder if this is not circumstance, but something more intentional. Until I hear from JW, I simply cannot tell.
Those of you that have been with GBS since it's infancy know that I strive to provide our teams with a highly competitive league, and more extracurricular fun than any other fantasy league in existence. The latter is merely a product of my insanity coupled with those who understand me. The former is the cornerstone of our fantasy league, and I have taken great care in selecting the teams to invite, and not inviting those who have been less than competitive in the previous year. The 2 California teams were not invited this year due to many infractions like this one in 2006. I truly believe all of you agree with this policy, as illustrated by the preceding post and a call I got on Sunday from the Spankers, who, at 0-5, were pissed that he was getting a free pass this week against the Killerbucks. I think Rick would rather be 0-6 against a competitive team, than to win in this fashion.
This is not a joke. I think you guys all know I take great pride in this league. Therefore, as commissioner, I have decided to step in and, in the interest of protecting the integrity of the league for the other teams, I have prevented the Killerbuckeyes from making any moves that would damage his team. He is currently able to set his lineup, but until I get to the bottom of this, I will be monitoring the team closely. The details of my actions can be viewed in the transactions log on the league home page. I will invoke my power to take over the team completely and make any moves neccesary using the players currently on that team to field a competitive starting lineup starting in week 7.
As I said before, there may be perfectly legitimate circumstances causing this, and if that is the case, I will return complete control over to JW. I will keep all of you informed via this medium if there are any further developments. Please feel free to voice your opinions on this matter.
The Commish
I also noticed that JW had 3 guys on a bye, and made 2 attempts to notify him to update his lineup. He obviously did not do so. Upon further investigation, I found out that he has not logged into Yahoo since September 28. Now, I understand there may be many reasons for this, but his non-actions coupled with an email message to me that stated simply "you suck" leads me to wonder if this is not circumstance, but something more intentional. Until I hear from JW, I simply cannot tell.
Those of you that have been with GBS since it's infancy know that I strive to provide our teams with a highly competitive league, and more extracurricular fun than any other fantasy league in existence. The latter is merely a product of my insanity coupled with those who understand me. The former is the cornerstone of our fantasy league, and I have taken great care in selecting the teams to invite, and not inviting those who have been less than competitive in the previous year. The 2 California teams were not invited this year due to many infractions like this one in 2006. I truly believe all of you agree with this policy, as illustrated by the preceding post and a call I got on Sunday from the Spankers, who, at 0-5, were pissed that he was getting a free pass this week against the Killerbucks. I think Rick would rather be 0-6 against a competitive team, than to win in this fashion.
This is not a joke. I think you guys all know I take great pride in this league. Therefore, as commissioner, I have decided to step in and, in the interest of protecting the integrity of the league for the other teams, I have prevented the Killerbuckeyes from making any moves that would damage his team. He is currently able to set his lineup, but until I get to the bottom of this, I will be monitoring the team closely. The details of my actions can be viewed in the transactions log on the league home page. I will invoke my power to take over the team completely and make any moves neccesary using the players currently on that team to field a competitive starting lineup starting in week 7.
As I said before, there may be perfectly legitimate circumstances causing this, and if that is the case, I will return complete control over to JW. I will keep all of you informed via this medium if there are any further developments. Please feel free to voice your opinions on this matter.
The Commish
An open post to the Killerbuckeyes...
Please read this slowly.
When players on your roster have "bye" next to their names , this means the team they play on does not have a scheduled game that week due to league expansion several years back. (number of teams over a 16 game season means there must be bye weeks). Now that I explained to you what the term "bye" means...
If you have to read the first paragraph again , please feel free to do so...
This is not to say from time you may be put in a situation where you simply don't have the bench players to fill the holes in your roster. So when you start Big Ben on a "bye" and leave a 21 point Drew Brees on your bench , I have to ask myself , "maybe they do really inbreed in Ohio". When you carry 2 lack luster defenses instead of an extra wide receiver , I have to ask myself , " was the Killerbuckeye in some state of euphoria knowing that Ohio State would most likely move to number 1 in the BCS?". And how about no kicker? No kicker? Kickers are like free money... I don't really have the answers to these questions , all I know is that lineup should go down as the worst starting lineup in GBS history. Well played!
When players on your roster have "bye" next to their names , this means the team they play on does not have a scheduled game that week due to league expansion several years back. (number of teams over a 16 game season means there must be bye weeks). Now that I explained to you what the term "bye" means...
If you have to read the first paragraph again , please feel free to do so...
This is not to say from time you may be put in a situation where you simply don't have the bench players to fill the holes in your roster. So when you start Big Ben on a "bye" and leave a 21 point Drew Brees on your bench , I have to ask myself , "maybe they do really inbreed in Ohio". When you carry 2 lack luster defenses instead of an extra wide receiver , I have to ask myself , " was the Killerbuckeye in some state of euphoria knowing that Ohio State would most likely move to number 1 in the BCS?". And how about no kicker? No kicker? Kickers are like free money... I don't really have the answers to these questions , all I know is that lineup should go down as the worst starting lineup in GBS history. Well played!
Friday, October 12, 2007
MC Magic Mike
Ok I'll say it- That has to be the worst guitar playing I've ever seen....Wait till you see the "Outtakes, Bleeps and Bloopers" edition......
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007
Week 5 Sportscast?
Sources from GBS Headquarters have issued an announcement:
FROM The Office of the Commissioner of GBS Sports Fantasy Football
RE: The Sportscast for Week 5
The Commissioner has announced that, like Donald Driver, Laurence Maroney, Todd Heap, Joseph Addai, and others, the Commish's appearance on the wildly popular weekly Sportscast will be a gametime decision. Check back just before broadcast time to see what happens...AS always, thank you for your support.
Oh, and one more thing. Could someone from the Ohio Division pass the word to the Indians to take care of the friggin Yankees already? And when you do, make sure you yuck it up, because this season, it will be the last chance you get to celebrate....
Go Sox,
The Commish
PS. A programming note: Be sure to watch the new NBC series "CANE" starring Jimmy Smits and that cute white detective from NYPD Blue. It's like the Cuban Sopranos!
FROM The Office of the Commissioner of GBS Sports Fantasy Football
RE: The Sportscast for Week 5
The Commissioner has announced that, like Donald Driver, Laurence Maroney, Todd Heap, Joseph Addai, and others, the Commish's appearance on the wildly popular weekly Sportscast will be a gametime decision. Check back just before broadcast time to see what happens...AS always, thank you for your support.
Oh, and one more thing. Could someone from the Ohio Division pass the word to the Indians to take care of the friggin Yankees already? And when you do, make sure you yuck it up, because this season, it will be the last chance you get to celebrate....
Go Sox,
The Commish
PS. A programming note: Be sure to watch the new NBC series "CANE" starring Jimmy Smits and that cute white detective from NYPD Blue. It's like the Cuban Sopranos!
Big D at Buffalo tonight and huge GBS implications!
4 out of 5 matchups tonight have dependencies on tonights game- personally I am shooting for Marshawn Lynch to score 8-15 points , that will give me a win in my other league and maintain a win in this league -
All in all it should make for a stellar Week 5 GBS Sports report!!!!
All in all it should make for a stellar Week 5 GBS Sports report!!!!
Thursday, October 4, 2007
It's Thursday...Do you know where your Week 4 GBS Sports Page is?
Sources out of Fitchburg MA are telling GBS News that the commish was seen streaking down route 2 after the Geeks Ocho Cinco failed to score the 13 points needed to upset the Wolfpack.
We can not be sure about this , but one thing we are sure about , the week 4 sports page is MIA!!!
We can not be sure about this , but one thing we are sure about , the week 4 sports page is MIA!!!
Monday, October 1, 2007
Commish - Champ Showdown! Dutchmen trying to Lick the Balls
If Ocho Cinco can grab 14 points tonight - the reigning GBS Champ can claim back to back victories against the Commish's Wolfpack.
If the Geeks fail - well - it does not really matter as the Geeks own the Wolfpack in the playoffs and have for years!!!
The Flying Dutchmen could conceivably catch up to "Choclate" Salty Balls tonight with Brady , Welker, and Whosyourmama going tonight for the "Dutchmin"
If the Geeks fail - well - it does not really matter as the Geeks own the Wolfpack in the playoffs and have for years!!!
The Flying Dutchmen could conceivably catch up to "Choclate" Salty Balls tonight with Brady , Welker, and Whosyourmama going tonight for the "Dutchmin"
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